I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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