no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I wish you could order shots online.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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