You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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