she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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