i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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