Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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