one might say we're banned from that church
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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