Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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