it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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