yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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