oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Dignity is for republicans.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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