Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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