I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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