I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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