Michael Bay diarrhea
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
The power of my boobs compel you
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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