u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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