just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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