I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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