I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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