i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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