i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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