I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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