New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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