Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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