Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
oh god was she eating orange peels again
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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