gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
How's work?
Spinning.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
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