belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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