i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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