No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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