You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Come see our sink grown plant.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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