It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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