Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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