She said her name was "party"
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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