i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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