She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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