What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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