so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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