Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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