I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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