Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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