I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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