if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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