I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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