So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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