i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Drunk is not a location!
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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