she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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