just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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