i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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