He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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