her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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